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I have a phobia of stickers.

So I'm pretty sure nobody will ever look at this, but if you are here, hello and welcome to a load of crap that has pretty much no meaning or effect on your life. My name is Abi, I'm 16, English, and I honestly do have a phobia of stickers.
May 18 '13

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

(Source: brandfckingnew)

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May 18 '13
uglybloggerlol: “What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”  Rob - “I look a bit like him.”  i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

(Source: bringontheshackles)

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May 18 '13

A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

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stOP

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May 18 '13

t-starkjr:

#the only person who can make suiting up sexier than stripping

(Source: downeylicious)

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May 18 '13

meladoodle:

alwayslively05:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

when boys smile, i die

imageoh…

There are two kinds of people…

haha crazy are you a scientist this is an interesting thought

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May 18 '13

(Source: jennycockles)

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May 18 '13

nontarian:

I couldn’t sleep so

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May 18 '13

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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May 18 '13

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

(Source: sexyyuglyy)

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May 18 '13
paintingyourwing: giantspacefetus: get in, no time to explain what’s with all these math problems coming to life

paintingyourwing:

giantspacefetus:

get in, no time to explain

what’s with all these math problems coming to life

(Source: nemoi)

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May 18 '13

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

(Source: slothwrestling)

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May 18 '13

buck-barnes:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”

(Source: joan-watson)

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May 18 '13
holdmyhat: iamtonysexual: This is the best usage of that gif I have ever seen.

holdmyhat:

iamtonysexual:

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This is the best usage of that gif I have ever seen.

(Source: milkpunk)

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May 18 '13
siggymcpissyface: johorror: I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off It got real dark real fast dear lord.  

siggymcpissyface:

johorror:

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

dear lord.  

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May 17 '13

pizzaforpresident:

babyb0nez666:

assistantt0theregionalmanager:

pizzaforpresident:

I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley

I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch

my names ashley…. lol

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my apologies, babyb0nez666

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